Had to punch out a cop last night

My dad had some business partners coming round so he told me to get the fuck out for the night, gave me a couple hundred to get some jack n shit with the crew.

Phoned em up, told them to meet down by the lake, been a warm ass day so we were gonna chill the fuck out with a couple girls from the local highschool. Cruise down to the school to pick em up, right away got a crowd of girls around my car, all wanna get on my strong assed self.I tell the ugly ones to get the hell off my car n this one girl starts yappin about making her friend cry so i think "fuck this" and drive over her feet. That shut her the hell up.

Finally these slow ass girls turn up n we set off for the lake. I ask em if they ever been in a Porsche before and they are like "hell no, our boyfriends drive cheap ass mustangs" and im grinning n shit at the thought of those pussies wondering where the fuck their girlfriends have got to for the night.

Turned up at the lake, break out the jack, downed a couple of bottles to get a good buzz going. I take my top off to get some sun on my swoled chest n abs and the girls come running over and are like "ohhh" "wow, i bet you could kick anyones ass" and im like "hell yeah, i mangled your pussy assed football team just last year, ruined a couple guys careers that night" and they're like "oh yeah, we heard about that, one guy killed himself when he couldnt play football no more" right about then i spit my beer out, laughing n shit. Im like "thats some funny assed shit."

These girls are about ready to jump my ass when i hear some car pulling up, turn around and see a cop car, some skinny bitch with a badge gets out and walks over. Straight away hes in my face, thinks he can talk shit cause hes got a gun, "wtf you doing with these minors" so i tell him to mind his fucking business or hes gonna get mangled. Crew comes running over, right about now hes facing a good 2000 lbs of muscle, so he starts to turn pussy telling me hes gonna call backup so im thinking "fuck this" and took a swing at his face. Heard his face bone crack, went down like a bitch. Crews stomping on his radio, shut that shit up. I tell the girls to get me another beer while i handle business.

Robbed that cop of his gun n clothes, cuffed his naked ass to a pole. Checked out his car, aint nothing to steal so we rolled it into the lake. Police aint never gonna find it, probably wash up in China or some shit.

Took the girls back to my place, gave em a treat gettin with my strong assed self. Damn, christmas came early for these girls.

Had to give a talk at some school

PTA was all over my ass this week, especially since most of the mothers wanna get a peak of my jacked frame in the flesh, asking me to do some talk at the local school. They wanted a successful businessman like me to tell the kids what the fuck to do if they wanna get rich n shit in life.

Usually i aint got time for shit like this but the court is all over my ass for mangling the skull of some bitch last month so its jail or this. Either way theyre wasting my fucking time.

I rolled up at the school at 9am, got about 1000 faces at the windows, even the teachers are fighting to get a look. Principle comes running out, wouldnt stfu thanking me for coming, i was like "lets get this shit done".

I walk in and its some kinda kindergarten cop shit, i tower over these pussies, everyone of them looked weak as shit, not a jacked fibra in sight. I start talking, telling these punks the kind shit i deal in running this town.

Got a couple kids talking so i throw some dictionaries at their heads, didnt hear a sound after that. About 5 minutes in and these guys cant get enough, wanna hear how i burnt some rival club down with the pussy owner inside. Teachers laughing n shit hearing about me wreckin skulls every damn night, I got the kind of life these bitches wished they had, not some boring assed teaching job.

I finish up, got a standing ovation. I tell em they got one question and not to waste my fucking time with anything stupid. Pussy kids too scared to talk so the teacher asks me when im gonna run for mayor of this town, how they need a leader like me who knows how to get shit done. Im like "mayor aint shit to me son, im gonna be running this damn country in 5 years". Everyone starts clapping n cheering, so i give em a quick flex of my 18's, teacher damn near fainted, still had time to give me her number before i strutted the hell outta there. Kids arer still clapping as i get to my car, and i speed off leaving em to choke in my fumes.

The more jacked i get the more shit i gotta handle on the streets

With each jacked inch i add to my biceps the more beef i inherit on the streets. Every night i go out i expect shit to go down, my crew in on look out 24/7.

Ive ruined 2 Armani suits with blood and musta busted the skulls of 50 guys over the summer. Cops all over my business n shit, just waiting to catch me wreckin somebody upside the head.

Just last week my Polish ass was jumped by 8 guys at the lake while i was chillin n shit with my girl. They couldnt get me to the ground since im built for this shit, aint no one knocking me out, you cant kill me son. I was like "fuck this shit" and jumped in my car, floored it and ran 3 guys over. Musta broke sum bones n shit. Havent seen them guys since.

My crew is like "you gotta ease up off them weights n shit, or we gonna have beef on every street in the state" but im like "hell no" this is what i was made for. Its in my strong ass Polish blood.

Some fools tried to set me up....

So im chilling in the garden, getting some sun on my strong assed self, bronzin up like a greek god or some shit when i get a call from Little T. Turns out some pussies from outa town know about the kind of shit i deal in, money and beat downs, and wanted to arrange a little collection job on some bitches who owed a couple of G's. T's hollering about hes got a bad feeling about this shit but i aint worried.

We suit up, all black, balaclavas n shit. T's into samurai swords, all kinda blades n shit, the rest of the crews rollin with our trademark pool ball n sock combo. Aint nothing else like crackin a skull with a pool ball in a sock, like some medieval shit swinging it around.

We were told to collect the cash in a bar outa town. Turned up and the place is dead. T's all up in my face about some FBI setup or some shit but im like "chill the fuck out, aint nobody crazy enough to try shit with me"

Go in through the back door, lights out, im like a Polish stealth bomber, invisible and deadly. Crews checkin the back out, i go into the bar when the next thing i know some pussy has got a rope around my neck trying to choke me. Im thinking "hell no son, you gotta try harder than that."

A quick spin and were face to face, you could see him turn pussy there and then. Just a glimpse of me grinning is enough to make him start beggin for his life but i aint got time for that shit. I introduced him to my sock, start crackin bones n shit, deformed the fuck outta him. Mangled his ass.

Made a couple of G's that night. Aint shit to me son, just another day in the life of an OG polak gangster.

Mangled some highschool pussies in the park

Just another Tuesday for me son, counting the takings from my security company then spending a couple o hours jacking this frame the fuck up.Driving back from the gym, got my 18 hanging out the side, letting people know who the fuck is crusing past in the Porsche when i get a call from Little T. Tells me to come by the park, crews there, couples of 10s, beer n shit is flowing, only thing missin is my strong assed self. Get there, only problem is aint no spaces in the car park so i smash some bitches cheap ass civic window with a brick, take off the brake n rolled that shit outta the space into the street. Couple pussies saw me but didnt dare say shit, especially since im rockin a sleeveless shirt,Meet up with the crew in the park. Grab myself some beer outta the cooler and put some ice on my biceps. straight away girls r all over me trying to touch me n shit, telling me im the biggest guy they've ever seen. Wanna see how strong i am so i lift one of them up n start pressing her over my head, aint even breaking a sweat, shes enjoying it, gigglin n shit. The other one starts asking how many pull ups i can do. im like "shit, i bust out 200 for fun". About now crews all jealous n shit seein them all over me. Little T starts talking shit about doing 500 pull-ups, reckons he do em all day, so i tell him to man the fuck up and show us what hes got.,I flex up n Little T grabs holda my arm, starts doing pull ups off of my bicep, girls are going wild seeing this kinda shit. T's repping em out, done about 120 by now and hes struggling like a pussy. Im like "shit son, that all you got", girls start laughing at his weak assed attempt as he slips and falls on the ground. Im about ready to wreck Little T upside the head for being such a bitch when some football comes flyin in n hits one of the girls in the face. She starts crying n shit, her sniffling is annoying the fuck outta me when some guy starts hollering from across the park, want their football back. Im thinking "hell no, somebodys about to get their shit mangled"About now guy starts talking shit cause i still got his ball so i launch it like a polish missile 200 yards right into that bitches face. Even from here i see blood n shit go flying. Caved his fucking face in. His friends see him hit the ground n come running over. Straight away i smash one guy upside the head with a full beer can. He went down like a bitch, probably brain damaged or sum shit cause he starts droolin n shaking. Crews going to work on the other guys, pussies aint putting up a fight, dont even have to try, knocking em out all over ther fucking place. I pick one guy up and throw him 20ft into some bushes, heard some loud snap, musta broke his neck cause he didnt come out.Mangled those pussys the fuck up, left about a dozen guys on that field. Like some kinda warzone. Everyday shit to me though son.

- Borski