PTA was all over my ass this week, especially since most of the mothers wanna get a peak of my jacked frame in the flesh, asking me to do some talk at the local school. They wanted a successful businessman like me to tell the kids what the fuck to do if they wanna get rich n shit in life.
Usually i aint got time for shit like this but the court is all over my ass for mangling the skull of some bitch last month so its jail or this. Either way theyre wasting my fucking time.
I rolled up at the school at 9am, got about 1000 faces at the windows, even the teachers are fighting to get a look. Principle comes running out, wouldnt stfu thanking me for coming, i was like "lets get this shit done".
I walk in and its some kinda kindergarten cop shit, i tower over these pussies, everyone of them looked weak as shit, not a jacked fibra in sight. I start talking, telling these punks the kind shit i deal in running this town.
Got a couple kids talking so i throw some dictionaries at their heads, didnt hear a sound after that. About 5 minutes in and these guys cant get enough, wanna hear how i burnt some rival club down with the pussy owner inside. Teachers laughing n shit hearing about me wreckin skulls every damn night, I got the kind of life these bitches wished they had, not some boring assed teaching job.
I finish up, got a standing ovation. I tell em they got one question and not to waste my fucking time with anything stupid. Pussy kids too scared to talk so the teacher asks me when im gonna run for mayor of this town, how they need a leader like me who knows how to get shit done. Im like "mayor aint shit to me son, im gonna be running this damn country in 5 years". Everyone starts clapping n cheering, so i give em a quick flex of my 18's, teacher damn near fainted, still had time to give me her number before i strutted the hell outta there. Kids arer still clapping as i get to my car, and i speed off leaving em to choke in my fumes.
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